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Kiss My Irish Aft by miraibaby Kiss My Irish Aft by miraibaby
We're as stubborn as mules
With our blood on fire
When we ain't at Sunday mass
We'll look any man straight in his eyes and say
Kiss my Irish ass!
You better kiss my Irish ass!


"Kiss My Irish Ass" by Flogging Molly ([link])

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*is totally miffed she didn't get this up yesterday*

Hijak had assloads of fun in the Rec Room last night singing Irish songs and, generally, having fun.

Hijak's a drinker. And a heavy drinker at that. Thing with him is, you can force as much alcohol down him as you want, but you will never get him actually drunk. One of his quirks (and semi-partypooper-ish things) is he never gets drunk. Comes with being Irish and being able to hold in your 'grade, ya know?

Now, that isn't to say that he doesn't get hangovers, because he does. Ohhhh, boy does he ever. Because of his drinking and not getting drunk thing, he has a real bad issue with knowing when to stop. So, most of the time, he'll drink his weight in Energon and then severely pay for it the day after.

Poor guy.

ANYWAY.

HAPPY (LAAAAAAAAATE) ST. PATRICK'S DAY, DECEPTICONS!!

Kiss my Irish Ass lyrics (c) Flogging Molly
Hijak and Art (c) *miraibaby
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:iconfoxthealphawolf:
foxthealphawolf Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
ROTFLMAO!!! :clap: it also works with the germans. it's very hard to get a german drunk, though i think the scotts trump them.
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Skylight-Starbright Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2009   Photographer
Thunderbolt: -smirks- He sure he wants me to do that?

Me: -watches amusedly at drunken 'Con- You know, I think it was a mistake clicking on this... -snickers-
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miraibaby Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2009
Hijak: *dances around happily, not in the least bit drunk*
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Skylight-Starbright Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2009   Photographer
Thunderbolt: -jumps on Hijak's back- >3
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miraibaby Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2009
Hijak: *yelled out, his body shaking* G-git off!
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Skylight-Starbright Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2009   Photographer
Thunderbolt: -snorts- make me!
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miraibaby Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2009
Hijak: *did his best to curl up into the fetal position, whining in pain*
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Skylight-Starbright Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2009   Photographer
Thunderbolt: -grumbles and gets off-
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miraibaby Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2009
Hijak: *stayed curled up, his body shaking a little*
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Miin-Miin Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2009  Hobbyist Artist
Min: *smiles insanely* Happy day after jak .. *grabs his helm and kisses him thoroughly* I regret nothing :heart: *runs away*
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miraibaby Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2009
Hijak: *groaned a little at the kiss, but smiled gently*
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Miin-Miin Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2009  Hobbyist Artist
min: ^///^ *continues to run away*
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TransFanaticClub Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2009
Darkcrow*start's humming along* o.o*twitch* Great it's going to be stuck in my CPU forever ^^"

~Well at least she's a good singer :XD: cause she'll be singing that for a while while she works... Her patiants will know who to point fingers at this time unlike when she was singing Mika- Lollipop X3~
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miraibaby Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2009
Lawl. xD

Yeah, everyone can easily blame Hijak for any and all Irish Drinking Songs that get stuck in their heads from that night.
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SweetDreamer556 Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2009  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
AHAHAHAHA!!! That's like my dad when he gets some beer ('course he can't have any now), man the sparks fly when he's fun when roarin' drunk
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Mintti-Kitti Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2009  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
lolz makes me wonder who would win a drinking contest ratchet or hijak. :P
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miraibaby Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2009
Hijak would since he doesn't every get drunk. xD
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Mintti-Kitti Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2009  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
lolz :P 'drunk' medic battle. i wonder who can throw the most wrenches then XD see if it goes straight. XP
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miraibaby Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2009
Oh dear. xD
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Mintti-Kitti Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2009  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
XD seee all the bystanding mechs in med bay with two fragged off grumpy medics X3 sucks for them XD
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LunaSheWolf Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2009
hijack is so pay for this in the morning XD

kai- *ahem*..GOOD MORNIGN TO U!! GOOD MORNING TO U!!!
THE NIGHT IS THROUGH! AND THERE'S SO MUCH TO DO!!!
SO GOOD MORNING TO U!!! GOOD MORNIGN TO U!!!
GOOD MORNING TO U!!!!!
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miraibaby Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2009
Hijak: *flinched, pushing his hands harder over his audios, groaning*
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LunaSheWolf Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2009
kai-...HI HIJACK!!! :iconglompage:
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LandmineLuv Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2009
I pity the poor idiot who tries to pinch him.
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Kittylover9399 Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2009
Ahaha XD
Poor Hijak and getting drunk.
And Darkstar gets angry every time he's complaining about a hangover. Than again she'd probably make fun of him too for not being able to tell when to stop yet he's a medic.
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miraibaby Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2009
He doesn't know when to stop. xD He drink alcohol like it's juice.
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Kittylover9399 Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2009
lol juice.
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googlememan Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2009
XD my family froms scotland *not ireland* and they get drunk...alot XD
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glacierSCIENCE Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2009  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
LOL That's awesome! (I actually got kicked out of a pub on St. Patrick's Day for NOT drinking once)
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miraibaby Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2009
WHUT?! Haha, that's funny! xD

I just wish I was old enough to go to Hooley's. ._.

I just sat at home and drank instead. xD
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Aaron-Smiley Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2009  Student Filmographer
I'm so depressed I missed this... TT_TT I did watch P.S. I Love You and kept thinking of Hijak. He's invaded my mind...

Half Pint: *pokes head in medbay and shouts* HI, HIJAK!
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miraibaby Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2009
You hought if him while watching that movie? Lawl, what character?

Hijak: flinched and gritted his dental plates at the noise, pushing his hands harder to his head* FFNNNGGGGGG...
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Aaron-Smiley Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2009  Student Filmographer
Ehh... jerry. He's Irish, and absolute sweetheart, and he sings ....lots of irish drinking songs... ;P
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miraibaby Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2009
Nice. xD
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Aaron-Smiley Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2009  Student Filmographer
Half Pint: *stares at Hijak* What are you doing?
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miraibaby Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2009
Hijak: *bit down on his lip hard, trying to staunch the pain, not answering her*
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Aaron-Smiley Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2009  Student Filmographer
Half Pint: *looking a little worried now* Hijak? You're not dead are you? .... or dying?
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miraibaby Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2009
Hijak: N...no... Ah'm not dyin'...
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Aaron-Smiley Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2009  Student Filmographer
Half Pint: *bites her lip worriedly, hanging onto the doorframe and keeping her distance* You look like your dying....
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miraibaby Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2009
Hijak: *raised the cushion and looked at her, his visible optic incredibly dim* Ah'm... not... promise yeh...
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ZombieCowOverlord Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2009
XD lol!!! Love the picture and the words Kiss my irish aft!!

Rezana: ^^''' Sorry don't kiss aft!
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miraibaby Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2009
Hijak: *looked at her from under a cushion, groaning*
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ZombieCowOverlord Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2009
Rezana: oo? Too much to drink?
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miraibaby Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2009
Hijak: *doesn't respond, slumping back under the pillow*
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ZombieCowOverlord Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2009
Rezana: Oo *pats the pillow*
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miraibaby Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2009
Hijak: *groaned weakly at the patting*
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ZombieCowOverlord Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2009
Rezana: Hope you get better mew
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WhiteTigerDemoness Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:blowkiss: Chu! Love for the Irish guy!
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azuuria Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2009
Awww! poor guy XD

Ebony Sonata: *laughs and kisses his cheek again* there happy late st patricks day
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miraibaby Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2009
hijak: *groans and covers his head more, trying to block out the noise that keeps pounding in his head*
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